This week I got to see Amy Poehler read a chapter from her book and it’s already my favorite book that’s ever been written. Can’t wait to read the rest of my favorite book when it actually comes out in October!

PaleyFest last night was beyond amazing. (and yes that is the stage where John Travolta said ‘Adele Dazeem’)

"Amy Fucking Poehler won!!!!!!"

Me - for the last hour and a half or so 

My friend got to watch Amy and Tina shoot the Golden Globes promos yesterday! She said they were super funny and Amy did a lot of improv!

"When I stood in the dining room and demanded attention I was reminded of things I already secretly knew about myself. I wasn’t shy, I liked to be looked at, and making people laugh released a certain kind of hot lava into my body that made me feel like a queen."

Amy Poehler writing for the New Yorker / being the Queen of Everything. (x)

Alarm Clock Robbery - Wake-up Ron Burgundy

My boss just sent me this link. How had I never seen this before? Fucking perfect! 

I’m going to change my name to Emmy and then go sit on Amy Poehler’s mantel.

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Behind the Scenes of Asssscat!!!!!!!!

ucbbook:

A cool find from the UCB’s website: Video of a June 1999 “ASSSSCAT!” show starring the UCB Four—Amy Poehler, Matt Walsh, Matt Besser, and Ian Roberts—alongside such performers as Neil Flynn and Miriam Tolan. The monologue, delivered via video, is by Del Close, who’d died just a few months earlier. The clip’s embedding doesn’t seem to be working, but you can find the whole performance here.

(via andyslittlesister)

"The Talent and Adam are ready."

Amy Poehler - The Greatest Event in Television History

I think that I have a lot of the symptoms that require medicinal marijuana

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AMY POEHLER. GUYS I SAW AMY POEHLER AT UCB LAST NIGHT. STILL NOT OVER IT.