"Hold on to what makes you feel, don’t let go it’s what makes you real."

Phillip Phillips - Raging Fire


my dash today, pretty much.

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do u ever form emotional attachments to tabs u have had open for a long time

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Nick Offerman’s 10 Tips For A Prosperous Life:

1. Engage in romantic love
2. Say “please” and “thank you”
3. Carry a hanky
4. Eat red meat
5. Get a hobby
6. Go outside
7. Don’t look in the mirror. Avoid the mirror.
8. Maintain a relationship with Jesus Christ if it’s getting you sex
9. Use intoxicants
10. Paddle your own canoe

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"Without Lorne Michaels and Saturday Night Live, I don’t think any of us would even be doing this."

Jon Stewart, speaking the greatest truth known to man (via networkconnectivityproblems)

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  • friend: what are you gonna be for halloween?
  • me: drunk


Adam Scott with a BEAR, from possibly the finest Maxim photoshoot of all time.