idaelice:

AG
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idaelice:

AG

lissomely:

my dash today, pretty much.

baboushkat:

do u ever form emotional attachments to tabs u have had open for a long time

(Source: baebees)

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(Source: botamsin)

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becketts:

Nick Offerman’s 10 Tips For A Prosperous Life:

1. Engage in romantic love2. Say “please” and “thank you”3. Carry a hanky4. Eat red meat5. Get a hobby6. Go outside7. Don’t look in the mirror. Avoid the mirror.8. Maintain a relationship with Jesus Christ if it’s getting you sex9. Use intoxicants10. Paddle your own canoe
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becketts:

Nick Offerman’s 10 Tips For A Prosperous Life:

1. Engage in romantic love
2. Say “please” and “thank you”
3. Carry a hanky
4. Eat red meat
5. Get a hobby
6. Go outside
7. Don’t look in the mirror. Avoid the mirror.
8. Maintain a relationship with Jesus Christ if it’s getting you sex
9. Use intoxicants
10. Paddle your own canoe

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daniellemurphree:

 #let’s end the night with that
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daniellemurphree:

 

Without Lorne Michaels and Saturday Night Live, I don’t think any of us would even be doing this.

Jon Stewart, speaking the greatest truth known to man (via networkconnectivityproblems)

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  • friend: what are you gonna be for halloween?
  • me: drunk
kunstgriff:

Adam Scott with a BEAR, from possibly the finest Maxim photoshoot of all time.
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kunstgriff:

Adam Scott with a BEAR, from possibly the finest Maxim photoshoot of all time.

nurse-paloma:

I KNOW WHY PARKS & REC DIDN’T GET A BEST COMEDY NOMINATION

Clearly Jerry forgot to submit the nomination form.