do u ever form emotional attachments to tabs u have had open for a long time
Nick Offerman’s 10 Tips For A Prosperous Life:
1. Engage in romantic love
2. Say “please” and “thank you”
3. Carry a hanky
4. Eat red meat
5. Get a hobby
6. Go outside
7. Don’t look in the mirror. Avoid the mirror.
8. Maintain a relationship with Jesus Christ if it’s getting you sex
9. Use intoxicants
10. Paddle your own canoe
Without Lorne Michaels and Saturday Night Live, I don’t think any of us would even be doing this.
- friend: what are you gonna be for halloween?
- me: drunk
Adam Scott with a BEAR, from possibly the finest Maxim photoshoot of all time.
I KNOW WHY PARKS & REC DIDN’T GET A BEST COMEDY NOMINATION
Clearly Jerry forgot to submit the nomination form.